The Ovipositor: The Infamous Egg-Laying Dildo
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So when I was given the chance to try the Brogoth ovipositor from the kings of alien sex toys, Primal Hardwere , I jumped at the chance. OK, I cringed a bit at the thought of pretending ET was in my bedroom and in a hot inseminating mood, but a secret part of me was absolutely fascinated. Googling for inspiration brought up endless posts about ovipositors and tentacle sex, as well as some eye-boggling porn. Reddit was, unsurprisingly, an absolute goldmine of alien fetishes , including clips of women expelling jelly eggs in a most unnerving fashion. Before you can get jiggy with it, you have to spend a fair bit of time in the kitchen, dissolving gelatine, pouring it into moulds and then leaving them to set for hours. So far, so very unsexy.
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All images via Primal Hardwere. Recently, while on the internet looking at weird sex things, I came upon the gushing testimony of a young woman who had just discovered Primal Hardwere 's patented Ovipositor; one of the most unusual and confronting sex toys I've ever heard of. The Ovipositor is basically a big dildo that lays goopy eggs molded from gelatin in the body cavity of your choice. Fans of the Ovipositor say that the sensation of mushy extraterrestrial ovum slopping back out of them is a real treat. A Native American of indeterminate age, he apparently was apparently a builder, fast-food dude, fashion model, church organist, butcher, and veterinary student at the University of New Hampshire before deciding: I want to make enormous egg-laying alien dicks.
Takeaway: People with an egg-laying fetish might get excited by a sensation that is pretty similar to sploshing, except the enjoyment of liquids comes via expelling gelatin eggs from their sexual orifices. When we think of fetishes , a lot of the time our minds might go straight to something like a foot fetish, which is a fetish that has managed to go pretty mainstream in the last few decades. In fact, a study published in The Journal of Sex Research found that one in three people has experimented with at least one kind of paraphilia fetish or another at some point in their lives. And while you might be more familiar with fetishes that involve feet or golden showers urophilia , there is no shortage of fetishes that can be considered too intense or too unusual for vanilla folks; take diaperism or somnophilia , for example. The newest, and maybe the most curious, fetish to emerge in recent years, is one in which the fetishist is sexually aroused by the idea of laying eggs, specifically alien eggs.